August 2009 Archives

Pole Dancer Doll

Pole Dancer Doll

Pole Dancing Doll http://tinyurl.com/me8z3a when I think of a gift for a girl with daddy issues I think of this doll.

Megan Fox Va-Jay-Jay

Megan Fox Va-Jay-Jay

This girl knows what she’s doing.  She’s hot and talentless so she says WILD things http://tinyurl.com/nlrlpm

Disney takes over Marvel

Disney takes over Marvel

That little mouse has got some major weight when it comes to Hollywood.  Is this the END or the BEGINNING! http://tinyurl.com/m2×2t4

The INTERNET has always been a great waste of time, this is no different. NO DIFFERENT

Mug Shot

Mug Shot

Say what you need to say, say what you need to say, say, say, say, say, say,  say, say, say etc. etc. etc. http://tinyurl.com/n4q6hv

fucking awesome book

fucking awesome book

I am a huge fan of this book.  There was a horrible movie with Michael J. Fox and Kiefer Sutherland made in 88.  The movie is exactly the opposite of everything the book stands for.

I can’t embed the Youtube love song but here’s the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qyH7TgrmZA

Now you’ve been Cubed
it’s kind of like a blow job, only better;)

JC


If a picture is worth a thousand words then this picture says “Woman Beater” 500 times

Chris Brown so angry

Chris Brown so angry

CLICK on the picture to see the Celebrity Smack Blog…it’s a good blog and also where i say the Lohan Break in

celebrity smack blog

celebrity smack blog

Legal Weed….well done.  Click on the pic and read more of the story.  However, from somebody who’s maybe, possibly smoked…Legal or Not i’m still finding a way.

Legal Weed

Legal Weed

http://consumerist.com/5346713/saving-money-is-better-than-sex sex or money….I’m all for combining the two.

This is what you will look like if you have a license suspended 45 times!  I hate when sterotypes are correct:(

ugly lady

ugly lady

SO EXCITED!

seinfeld is BACK

seinfeld is BACK

This song is great AND the video is even BETTER!

Miss universe http://tinyurl.com/nwprfp Problem is that I just don’t CARE about these kind of girls! I’ll take cool over this anyday.


Miss Universe....give me a hipster anyday

Miss Universe....give me a hipster anyday

Heidi Montag dances at Miss Universe.  This is sooo BAD. And just watch her dance movies, there are points when she FORGETS what she is doing.  But she did give my show a good title today.


Ryan Jenkins dead http://tinyurl.com/nhfbyg you can just google this and find a million articles.  What a way to go out.

30 Rock Porn
– I’m so happy!

Alec Baldwin http://tinyurl.com/mnmzka even though Alec Baldwin is such a jackass he’s still an amazing ACTOR

I will always look both ways before crossing the street. I PROMISE!!! Just don’t make me watch that video again (tears stream down face) – Jared at 9 years old

Brick Breaker http://tinyurl.com/m5v5rp He’s old, he’s strong, he’s breaking bricks.  Need i say more?

Mayer Hawthorne  - great video, good song

That’s what i got for you today

JC



Jennifer Aniston BLOWS
http://tinyurl.com/ny3cyb publicist: ”ok, we’re gonna portray renee z as sexy and getting tons of guys…strong independent woman who doesn’t NEED a man but gets one anyway…Jen, we’re gonna pose you as a dried up spinster who dates teenagers, gets cheated on, and can’t keep a man to save her life.  Sound like a plan ladies?”

Entourage BLOWS http://tinyurl.com/mupv7w This season is horrible, but i’ve already invested so much time.  Can i just stop watching?

Earthquake 7.8 in LA.  I love stuff like this:)

I almost THREW UP while watching this video!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32503068/ns/us_news-weird_news/ is this girl worth losing your job for?

Cop gets fired for Hot girl holding gun

Cop gets fired for Hot girl holding gun

I LOVE this song.

stay in the Cube

JC

I film 2 or 3 shows a week.  Depending on how ambitious/busy I’m feeling.   When i’m not doing a show I still want to share cool videos and links with those few people who visit my blog.  Here’s a series of three videos that i enjoyed very much.
Coffee Shop is from steviedidit on Youtube.   I’m a HUGE fan of this artist and look forward to his future vidoes


check out the rest of his videos at http://www.youtube.com/steviedidit

Thursday Cubed,

JC



Ashlee Simpson Perez Hilton
http://tinyurl.com/m3py6a Celebrities should THANK Perez because he helps them have careers.  Most ‘celebrities’ have little to NO talent,  gossip is all they got.  Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
Britney Spears Bikini no Titty http://popsugar.com/4172918 she was so bashful in this video.  I wanted BASIC INSTINCT!
Courteney Cox no Cougar http://tinyurl.com/npbavv Uggg, she’s just old and annoying.
Apple music gods http://tinyurl.com/lnjza8 Napster came out my freshman year of college and since then i have a hard time PAYING for a song.  I guess it’s the tweens?
Honey I cheated http://tinyurl.com/nmt5vl $492,000…is that worth a unhappy marriage?
My Little World Comics http://mlwcomics.com/ I talked to these guys on Myspace and they sent me their stuff.  I like it.
Mr. Hudson [Feat Kanya West] Supernova AWESOME!!!

MR HUDSON [FEAT KANYE WEST] – SUPERNOVA from MrHudson on Vimeo.


Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Hook up http://tinyurl.com/oad965
Well done Robert….but take a note from True Blood’s Sookie and Bill. Now it’s just gross to watch those to get naked in a bed.

No make-up models http://tinyurl.com/l6gm2x
Models scare me!!!

Kid Cudi http://tinyurl.com/r3s79p
It took me a solid three months to figure out how to pronounce his name.     Ku-dii

Gap Ad http://tinyurl.com/n84p52
Not soft core porn

American Apparel nipple vagina Ad http://americanapparel.net/
Soft core porn

Ryan Gosling’s Band http://popsugar.com/2641111
Let’s do the Monster Mash

Pete Yorn Scarlett Johansson http://tinyurl.com/py23yt
I‘m am NOT a fan of Scarlett Johansson. Also, I believe that if she were NOT a Coppola she would be serving beers at Barney’s Beanery.

Behind the scenes footage of the show…ENJOY!

This is what’s happens when I drink coffee and walk at the same time.

http://tinyurl.com/nk4vc3 Michael & Cameron Douglas – can’t blame the kid.

http://tinyurl.com/p6vuej Paris Hilton bones Godsford Park star -Paris Hilton is no Charles Dance BUT she is awesome in the new Simon Rex show REX – Trailer.

http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/ Heidi Montagis a media whore.

http://tinyurl.com/r25jpf Mischa Barton ugly - but give her 40 minutes with a make-up artist and she’d be bangable again.

http://tinyurl.com/ocjvpe Hubble Telescope100 Billion galaxies? how do we really know that…but it’s still awesome.

http://graenewyork.blogspot.com/ Blog featured Jared’s CubeI am so STOKED about this.  My first mention in a blog, and it’s a New York blog…which means it’s striaght bad ass.

http://tinyurl.com/krtsfn Dirty Projectors band of the day - LOVE LOVE LOVE

CUBED

jaredscube, Jared’s CUBE, Jared’s Cube...i don’t know how write the title yet.  It’s a Web-Culture webshow for web users.  Along with loving alliteration,  i surf the web a little everyday (and by ‘a little’ i mean HOURS a day) and i share my findings with YOU.

Interesting, cool links around the web, find a band on the edge of breaking out, find the next Piacasso, Beckett, Ghostland Observatory, odd news story, etc.

I have a youtube show where i make a few videos each week, i’ll post them here too.

Keeping it short